Travis,
First of all, I absolutely appreciate all the time you are taking to address my issues here. Second of all, it IS very tempting to join you and any others here to go build houses or do something else, especially given the last few days..:)
Ok. I'll try to keep it short:
I wasn't thinking you had any bearing on my site going down, but that maybe there was a 'moz effect'. hope not.
Re: Chrome Incognito Settings:
I'm really worried now that there is a sessions problem since anyone with cookies allowed should have the session ID saved between pages--in which case they would have only 1 entry in my 'user' table and you had 3 in a short amount of time. That's why it thought you were a robot. I don't know how to duplicate the problem though because I've never had it personally, and I use a program that connects to other machines with all kinds of combinations of operating systems and browsers and computers and have never had this problem with those. It's my problem. I'll have to figure it out somehow. I have many session variables and it would be a huge overhaul to not use sessions at this point. If you have any ideas (I'm using php) I'm all ears.
re:Fun w/ Screaming Frog:
The IP for the 8.5 hour later instance was the same as your first one. Yet, if you were spoofing it shouldn't have said screaming frog in the user agent, right? It was in my 'bot-stopped' file as instantly stopping because it was an unexpected bot. So, confused unless perhaps you tried it separately from running with the spoof?
<<normally screaming="" frog="" would="" display="" notifications,="" but="" in="" this="" instance="" the="" connection="" just="" timed="" out="" for="" requested="" urls.="" it="" didn't="" appear="" to="" be="" a="" connectivity="" issue="" on="" my="" end,="" so...="" yeah...="">>
Ok.
Fun w/ Scraping and/or Spoofing:
<_>
I'll have to check into it. I've run Yslow and Gtmetrix without problems. I see you tried to run it on the ferguson page and the home page. I just ran the ferguson page in gtmetrix - which uses Page Speed Test (Google?) and Yslow both - and it ran ok, although not a great grade.
<<while i'm="" running="" off="" in="" an="" almost="" totally="" unrelated="" direction,="" i="" thought="" this="" was="" interesting.="" apparently="" bingbot="" can="" be="" cheeky="" at="" times.="">> That is interesting.
I'm worried now most about the session issue, as that may be affecting a lot of my users and I've assumed multiple entries were from robots that generally don't keep sessions between page crawls (actually quite a few of the seo crawlers do -- but google, bing, yahoo don't). If you are ok with going to my home page without incognito and clicking on a few pages and letting me know the first part of your IP when you do that it might really help me. Your shouldn't be blocked anymore (it lasts 1 day). But, no worries if you're ready to move on.</while>_</normally>
Sorry, wasn't so short after all. Thanks again. Ted