I'm BRAND new to SEO, web dev, and pretty much all the other things my infant-aged gig consists of (I'm a philosophy major, turned bartender, turned "Director of Online Marketing" for what I'm told is a fairly well-funded start-up: the last bit owing to a series of right-place-at-the-right-time circumstances). I've been lurking for a while; I'm extremely (people close to me are starting to lean towards adjectives like "disturbingly" here) enthusiastic about SEO and SMM and am really, really eager to learn. I'm here selfishly trying to soak up what I can...thanks in advance to anyone with the patience to, you know: talk slow and suffer me gladly.